The Trump vs. Clinton Ski

Now, from the Vermont company that brought us the Bernie ski last February comes a whole new way to vote with your feet: The Trump vs. Hilary ski.

Renoun founder Cyrus Schenk has been looking for ways to let the world know about his fledgling Vermont ski company. When he launched the Bernie ski, he also gave a pair away and more than 2,000 people signed up to win a pair of the skis with the graphics of Senator Sanders’ famed hair and glasses.

Admittedly, the Trump vs. Clinton skis may be a bit of a more confusing proposition to everyone except Ken Bone: If you don’t like one candidate do you still use both skis?

Will one ski carve left, the other carve right? Is one more likely to grab you by the p***sy if you get in the back seat? Does the other have the “stamina” to get you down the hill? Both are pretty stiff with sharp edges which, after time, could become pretty dull.

We could go on. But we won’t.

Suffice it to say that we’ve skied on Renouns and no matter which candidate you like (or hate) the skis are winners.  And if you want to know more, here’s the full story on this innovative Vermont ski brand.